Alex "alexi_here" Emerald
Imagine this: your Zoi sneezes in a funny way, and you think, "It's just a sniffle!" But three in-game days later, they’re lying with a fever of 104°F, coughing horribly, and you suddenly realize that you've turned a life simulator into a funeral simulator. And death here isn’t only caused by illness. What else could it be? In this article, we’ll look at the most unusual ways to die.
Death by Old Age
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Your Zoi may suddenly decide it's time to go when they hit 66. And this isn’t a smooth decline into old age—it’s pure lottery. Some might live to 100, while others decide to become a ghost halfway to the century mark. Surprise!
How to avoid it:
- Don’t age? Actually, just enjoy the moment and don’t forget to take pictures of your Zoi when they’re young. You might need them for a posthumous collage.
The Hunger Games
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If your Zoi doesn’t eat for 3-4 days, they’ll die. Yes, this isn’t a reality show. Keep an eye on the hunger meter, or your protégé will pass away with an empty stomach and a look of betrayal in their eyes.
How to avoid it:
- Feed them at least occasionally, even if they say, "I don’t want to."
Doctor, I’m Dead
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Your Zoi can die from a common cold if you ignore their painful symptoms. Or forget that hospitals have doctors, not just creepy corridors.
How to avoid it:
- Don’t wait until your Zoi starts coughing up a lung;
- No junk food and falling asleep sick—that won’t help;
- If your Zoi turns green, it’s not a new skin, it’s a reason to call an ambulance.
Death by Anger
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Your Zoi can get so angry that they literally kick the bucket from rage. If their anger level peaks, they might give themselves a heart attack over something trivial, like you forgetting to buy their favorite chips. After all, nerve cells don’t regenerate!
How to avoid it:
- Feed them, entertain them, and don’t push them too far;
- Avoid situations where Zoi might say, "That’s it, I’m in hell";
- Or just enjoy the drama—someone has to film it for TikTok.
Slippery Death
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Wet floors = death trap. Your Zoi can slip in various situations:
- In the bathroom after a shower;
- In the kitchen, where they just spilled soup;
- Anywhere there’s a puddle you didn’t clean.
How to avoid it:
- Buy a mop and actually use it;
- Teach your Zoi to walk on wet floors like a penguin—carefully;
- Or just cover the entire house with rugs.
Kamikaze Taxi Drivers
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If your Zoi crosses the street without looking, they might get hit by an AI driver who clearly didn’t pass their road safety exam. Becoming a victim of traffic chaos is easy, especially if your character decides that a red light is just "decoration".
How to avoid it:
- Use pedestrian crossings or pray that the developers finally add traffic lights with a "save my Zoi from crazy drivers" button.
Russian Roulette with Food
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Or a game of "Edible or Inedible". For instance, your Zoi might pass away simply by eating yesterday's soup, which smells "interesting". Or by having a burger prepared in unsanitary conditions.
How to avoid it:
- Check expiration dates;
- Don’t skimp on sanitation. Dirt doesn’t toughen immunity; it kills it;
- Or just feed your Zoi energy drinks. They don’t spoil, right?
Forever Alone
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Your Zoi can literally die from loneliness if ignored by everyone, even the cat. Did you forget to wish them a happy birthday for the third year in a row? Don’t be surprised if, by then, there’s no one left to wish them anything.
How to avoid it:
- Let your Zoi interact at least once a day;
- Get them a friend or buy them a plant—it won’t betray them;
- If your Zoi is sad, don’t say "pull yourself together", just give them a chocolate bar.
The Gym is Evil
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Your Zoi can get so into exercise that their heart will say, "That’s it, I’m out." Especially if they:
- Run until they’re blue in the face. Literally;
- Lift weights like the apocalypse is tomorrow;
- Do 100,500 squats to prove… what?
How to avoid it:
- Remind your Zoi that they’re not an anime hero;
- Take breaks. Or just toss the dumbbells in the trash;
- If your Zoi collapses, it’s not "creative rest"—it’s a red flag.
Fire
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Danger awaits your character even in the kitchen. Your Zoi might turn into a barbecue if, for example, they forget about the pizza in the oven. Or decide to play a game of "let’s set something on fire." Unfortunately, this will lead to their premature demise, or create a romantic candlelit setting that ends in a fire.
How to avoid it:
- If you see flames, it’s best to run. Or at least don’t stand in them while taking a selfie titled "Me and My Burning House."
So, your Zoi is a fragile, ridiculous creature who always finds trouble, capable of dying from things like excessive sneezing or a wet floor. If you want to babysit them a little longer, it’s better to be careful and not forget to hold their hand while crossing the street. Have a great game!
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